Slightly depressed, not well dressed, and everything's a bit of a mess.
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 
  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

image

richwhitelesbian:

i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.

— Kat (via insanity-and-vanity)